Boxed In

The Bastards got me a new Pee Box. They told me it was for dogs but I saw a picture of a cat on it. A cat!

Wait until they come home and find my pee everywhere but inside this box......did I mention it had a picture of a cat on it?

Note to Bastards*I AM A DOG!!!!!!!

The Hangover

I went to Yappy Hour last night and I woke up this morning with The Worst Hangover. I had to stay in my litter box all morning.......puking, diarrhea............

The Bastards had a LOT of cleaning up to do. That will teach them to let me eat and drink whatever I want.

Model Dog

This is the picture that will launch my career. This is my pretend-like-I-am-looking-at-something-far-away-face.

The Doggie Paddle

This is one of The Bastards trying to teach me swimming skills in a fountain. PS. Tail not wagging equals not happy!!!!!!

Stone Cold Enemy

The enemy was guarding this part of the sidewalk. He had a stone cold stare, straight ahead like a military psycho dog, trained to never leave his post. I approached with caution.......He never moved.

The Face of Happiness

Ben & Jerry meet Tan & Hairy

That's me! I went to Saratoga today to walk around. The Bastards thought it would be cute if I stuck my face in this thing.........Now I really look like a tourist.