Going on Vacation

No not me. One of The Bastards is leaving on a vacation. He has some days off before he leaves but I will probably still be stuck in the kitchen. Maybe I will pee on the refrigerator again, or maybe the stove. He will have to clean up my pee, who's The Bitch now?

Where Have You Been?

This is what I have been hearing from everyone. Thanks for your interest in my house-bound life. One of The Bastards started a new job and has not had time to do much of anything. Although, I actually left the house this weekend to run around another persons house. I was tired.