Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Day I Almost Died

It was yesterday at the dog park. The Bastards let me play with a Border Collie who thought I was food! I ran for my life and cried the whole time, finally one of The Bastards picked me up and we went home.

It all started out so good............

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Step Into Spring (Be Careful Where You Step)

The Bastards finally decided to take me out of the house. I went to a dog park, I ran around and LOVED it!!! I was desperate to get outside without the old Leash and Chain.

I let out a big poop without any hesitation and I didn't eat it (YAY ME) I wanted the other dogs to know that I own that park now. World Domination starts one poop at a time......Pee helps too.

I am tired.