Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Dear Dunkin Donuts:
Yesterday was my first birthday. The Bastards bought me my own Egg White Flatbread. The Big Bastard ate my bread but I was able to eat the egg and cheese.........This is as good as it gets around here. I did not eat again until ten hours later. 364 more days left until the glory that is the Egg White Flatbread becomes mine again. Thank you Dunkin Donuts.
Dear Big Bastard:
You owe me one flatbread without the egg and cheese!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The Bastards got me a new Pee Box. They told me it was for dogs but I saw a picture of a cat on it. A cat!
Wait until they come home and find my pee everywhere but inside this box......did I mention it had a picture of a cat on it?
Note to Bastards*I AM A DOG!!!!!!!
Friday, June 25, 2010
I went to Yappy Hour last night and I woke up this morning with The Worst Hangover. I had to stay in my litter box all morning.......puking, diarrhea............
The Bastards had a LOT of cleaning up to do. That will teach them to let me eat and drink whatever I want.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
At the dog park today the Animal Control Guy decides to check around a bit. He was missing most of his teeth and smelled of beer and cigarettes. Before getting in his car he decided to take a pee right near his truck. PEEING IN THE PARK IS FOR DOGS ONLY!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, March 20, 2010
I let out a big poop without any hesitation and I didn't eat it (YAY ME) I wanted the other dogs to know that I own that park now. World Domination starts one poop at a time......Pee helps too.
I am tired.