Saturday, July 31, 2010

Old Yelper

The Bastards had me all riled up and playing when..,.....YELP!!! I pulled a muscle in my leg. I am spending the week indoors healing. All gifts can be sent Care of Miles. I like meat, Egg White Flatbreads, and warm poop.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

First Birthday

July 11,2010

Dear Dunkin Donuts:

Yesterday was my first birthday. The Bastards bought me my own Egg White Flatbread. The Big Bastard ate my bread but I was able to eat the egg and cheese.........This is as good as it gets around here. I did not eat again until ten hours later. 364 more days left until the glory that is the Egg White Flatbread becomes mine again. Thank you Dunkin Donuts.

Dear Big Bastard:

You owe me one flatbread without the egg and cheese!