Going on Vacation

No not me. One of The Bastards is leaving on a vacation. He has some days off before he leaves but I will probably still be stuck in the kitchen. Maybe I will pee on the refrigerator again, or maybe the stove. He will have to clean up my pee, who's The Bitch now?

Where Have You Been?

This is what I have been hearing from everyone. Thanks for your interest in my house-bound life. One of The Bastards started a new job and has not had time to do much of anything. Although, I actually left the house this weekend to run around another persons house. I was tired.

Red Light District

Sometimes this red dot shows up and I run back and forth trying to catch it but it's not happening. I think the red dot has magic powers. Does anyone know where it comes from?

Highs and Lows

So, these Bastards that I live with got the electric bill this week and guess whos heater has been turned down? Yup, thats right...ME!!!!!! So I decided to be bad again, I peed on the curtains right after they were washed, I ate poop, and I ripped up my pee pad. Bring it on Bastards, I will show you who runs this house.

Busy Times

Sorry you have not heard from me in a while I was recuperating from surgery and just hanging around the house. Its been an uneventful new year so far. The Bitch does not interest me too much anymore. I am especially fond of playing with a long piece of string now. When new things happen I will let you know but for now I am just trying to stay out of trouble.

Happy 2010

I was up all night chasing my tail and giving beat downs. I am wrecked. Spending the day relaxing.

S.O.S

Dear Reader;

HELP!!!

Pleadingly Yours,
The Reindeer