Sunday, October 2, 2011

Nanotechnology and Pee


I pee my bed. It's who I am. My new bed won't absorb my pee, I try it out every day at least once. It's smart. Dog Gone Smart.

Trick or Treat


I am very picky about treats. The Bastards have bought me all kinds of pricey treats and I would not touch them. This is the first treat other than cheese that I will eat. The Bastards had to go all the way to North Carolina to get them...ha ha ha.


Unleashed.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

On The Road


I Am Best! This was somewhere between North Carolina and New York. I went on my first road trip, here is a run down of how it went:

Got car sick.
Got a beat down by FiFi the Chihuahua.
Met Hells Angels.
Ate a hot dog.
Slept in a king size bed.
Slept A Lot.