The Day I Almost Died

It was yesterday at the dog park. The Bastards let me play with a Border Collie who thought I was food! I ran for my life and cried the whole time, finally one of The Bastards picked me up and we went home.

It all started out so good............

Step Into Spring (Be Careful Where You Step)

The Bastards finally decided to take me out of the house. I went to a dog park, I ran around and LOVED it!!! I was desperate to get outside without the old Leash and Chain.

I let out a big poop without any hesitation and I didn't eat it (YAY ME) I wanted the other dogs to know that I own that park now. World Domination starts one poop at a time......Pee helps too.

I am tired.

My New Favorite Hobby

Going on Vacation

No not me. One of The Bastards is leaving on a vacation. He has some days off before he leaves but I will probably still be stuck in the kitchen. Maybe I will pee on the refrigerator again, or maybe the stove. He will have to clean up my pee, who's The Bitch now?

Where Have You Been?

This is what I have been hearing from everyone. Thanks for your interest in my house-bound life. One of The Bastards started a new job and has not had time to do much of anything. Although, I actually left the house this weekend to run around another persons house. I was tired.

Red Light District

Sometimes this red dot shows up and I run back and forth trying to catch it but it's not happening. I think the red dot has magic powers. Does anyone know where it comes from?

Highs and Lows

So, these Bastards that I live with got the electric bill this week and guess whos heater has been turned down? Yup, thats right...ME!!!!!! So I decided to be bad again, I peed on the curtains right after they were washed, I ate poop, and I ripped up my pee pad. Bring it on Bastards, I will show you who runs this house.