Wet Dog

The only good thing about getting a bath is that I get to roll around in a towel afterward. Don't even try to take my towel away!!!

Is that a dog or a baby deer?

Hibernation is near.

Old Yelper

The Bastards had me all riled up and playing when..,.....YELP!!! I pulled a muscle in my leg. I am spending the week indoors healing. All gifts can be sent Care of Miles. I like meat, Egg White Flatbreads, and warm poop.

First Birthday

July 11,2010

Dear Dunkin Donuts:

Yesterday was my first birthday. The Bastards bought me my own Egg White Flatbread. The Big Bastard ate my bread but I was able to eat the egg and cheese.........This is as good as it gets around here. I did not eat again until ten hours later. 364 more days left until the glory that is the Egg White Flatbread becomes mine again. Thank you Dunkin Donuts.







Dear Big Bastard:

You owe me one flatbread without the egg and cheese!

Boxed In

The Bastards got me a new Pee Box. They told me it was for dogs but I saw a picture of a cat on it. A cat!

Wait until they come home and find my pee everywhere but inside this box......did I mention it had a picture of a cat on it?

Note to Bastards*I AM A DOG!!!!!!!

The Hangover

I went to Yappy Hour last night and I woke up this morning with The Worst Hangover. I had to stay in my litter box all morning.......puking, diarrhea............

The Bastards had a LOT of cleaning up to do. That will teach them to let me eat and drink whatever I want.

Model Dog

This is the picture that will launch my career. This is my pretend-like-I-am-looking-at-something-far-away-face.