The Doggie Paddle

This is one of The Bastards trying to teach me swimming skills in a fountain. PS. Tail not wagging equals not happy!!!!!!

Stone Cold Enemy

The enemy was guarding this part of the sidewalk. He had a stone cold stare, straight ahead like a military psycho dog, trained to never leave his post. I approached with caution.......He never moved.

The Face of Happiness

Ben & Jerry meet Tan & Hairy

That's me! I went to Saratoga today to walk around. The Bastards thought it would be cute if I stuck my face in this thing.........Now I really look like a tourist.